my life feels like the new tab that I opened and then forgot what I was going to do with it
I think as you grow older your christmas list gets smaller and the things you really want for the holidays can’t be bought
IF YOUR IDEA OF SELF CARE IS EATING COMFORT FOOD AND WATCHING TWENTY EPISODES OF A THING IN ONE NIGHT FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR BED THEN YOU FUCKING DO THAT.
YOU DESERVE TO BE HAPPY YOU MAJESTIC LITTLE SHIT.
does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way
mom 4 hours ago: we’re only staying for 30 minutes
What did the cat say to the dog?
cats don’t talk