hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

cumaddict72:

chekhov:

So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world

you need to be arrested

titytwochainz:

i hate when i fuck with a girl and she mad but wont tell me whats wrong then be upset i aint fix it. grow the hell up and use ya big girl words this aint no got dam daycare u goofy bitch. 

titytwochainz:

livinqfantasies:

I be like “you can tell when a bitch ain’t never had nothing” 😭

Always bragging bout some shit that’s not shit. Lol

That’s 75 dollas worth of shit u aint have to spend ya own money. nigga put a quarter tank in, fed u and got u some kicks. yall ungrateful.

I JUST WANT THEM TO BE TOGETHERRR —said by every shipper ever, while crying (via doing-the-herp)

thewearysavantponders:

purple skeleton going the extra mile.

Notice the people who are happy for your happiness, and sad for your sadness. They’re the ones who deserve special places in your heart. —(via arabarabarab)

falloutnovelli:

vikingsrph:

I AM ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN

I AM ALLOWED TO CRY OVER SIMPLE THINGS

I AM FULLY AWARE THAT OTHER PEOPLE HAVE PROBLEMS TOO AND THEY ARE PROBABLY WORSE OFF THAN I AM

DO NOT REMIND ME OF THAT WHEN I AM UPSET

MY FEELINGS ARE VALID

I AM ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN

WHAT IS SIMPLE TO YOU COULD BE STRESSFUL TO ME

STOP TELLING ME TO THINK ABOUT PEOPLE THAT HAVE IT WORSE

STOP STOP STOP

THIS IS IMPORTANT

There is not one person in this world that is not cripplingly sad about something. You remember that before you open your mouth. —(via elauxe)
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