why fall in love when you can fall on the floor and cry over a tv show
Pain in my chest but I still wish you the best
RSS
(Source: newkidsonmycock11)
A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.
(Source: inthelifeofa)
im laughing what how are there more blogs than posts
that means that there are at least 52 million blogs without a single post
…update: my sources are informing me that million and billion are not the same thing
(Source: creamy-poptartable)
I hate how a majority believe that when a girl’s silent she’s
falling apart
crying inside
over thinking
ect
but
maybe
she’s just picturing porn in her head
(Source: basnad)
(Source: danimansutti)
I was looking at my friend’s cat pictures and she has a cat that’s more attractive than some human girls…
I WASN’T KIDDING
(Source: lrvin)
someone hit me in the head with a bottle of alcohol and it was very champainful
*crowd boos*
more like crowd booze ha ha am i right
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
HES BREAD JIM
JESUS CRUST
(Source: secretsbest)
if you’re mad at me please just tell me what i did wrong instead of ignoring me
how to protect yourself from someone trying to rob you
- look them in the eyes and tell them you know their father was never there for them
- share an emotional hug
- during the emotional hug reach into their back pocket and take their wallet haha trolled
Best.
About Pain in my chest but I still wish you the best
Adam
18
Australian born
Ethiopian background
Dianna Agron is perf
18
Australian born
Ethiopian background
Dianna Agron is perf
